titytwochainz:

remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

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"Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that."

Azra Tabassum  (via seulray)

Those kisses are the best…

(Source: amanda-oaks)

sassytechcrew:

this one time in high school I was giving a presentation in my stagecraft class about stage fighting.

however, my presentation was supposed to be about lighting so when i was concluding my speech, i said, “so clearly this presentation is about lighting because you can’t do stage combat in the dark.”

and then I got a passing grade

the point of this post is that high school is stupid. bye.

Should I be insulted if someone says “You have such a beautiful face but you need to try all these 345242075 things to make you lose weight because you don’t fit into my box of what I think attractive is?”

It’s hard to love someone who does everything in their power to make you not love them. When is the appropriate time to give up. You see, we are at am impasse. You say don’t love you and that I should give up on you because you are worthless. I say that I’m never giving up on you because that’s what love actually is. But, how many times can I let you kick me while I’m down before I give up? Or is this a test of endurance? Is my ability to love you greater than your ability to be a terrible human being? One of us has to be wrong, statistically speaking. What do you all think?

wreckedteens:

Things I want to do: kiss you
Things I’m scared to do: kiss you

You guys remember when I was like “I’m not going to post anything” and got like 5 new followers in 24 hours?…

I started posting again today and already lost one :p

lohanthony:

no matter how many people i have in my life i always feel alone and unneeded